It took until 2012, but I finally walked into a restroom (at work) to hear the sounds of someone playing a video game on their phone from one of the stalls. (In case you’re unfamiliar with the layout of a men’s bathroom, stalls mean sitting.)

I guess that sort of thing is now considered normal behavior.

We’ve come so far…

- My name is Jon Friesch, and though I can’t be sure, I’m quite certain the place is falling down around us.