Today, after 42 plus years, I was finally shit upon by a bird.

I’ve been told that it’s good luck, but I think that’s simply a justification by those who feel stupid about getting shit on by a bird (a club in which I now own a membership).

I guess this means I have to change the sign outside my house from 15,491 to 0 days since I was last shit upon by a bird.

– My name is Jon Friesch, and… it was a good run.