Given my renowned donut expertise, someone recently suggested I open a donut shop.

The problem is that I don’t really know much about how to make them, so I’m not sure I could do it well.

But I am an expert at eating them, so I was thinking I could open a donut eating shop.

People would bring me donuts and pay me to eat them.

I really think this is a tenable idea because it solves several problems that I face right now.